I seriously laughed out loud for a few minutes when I did this, so I had to post... maybe you'll get a good laugh out of your results too. I was blog browsing, and came across this post on Keeping up with the Chreste's. You just type in "what (your name) needs" in a google search. Here's mine:
1. to find herself a baller (this one cracked me up.. especially given our current situation and how slow work has been for Joe. I promised I won't go searching! ... By the way, anyone need a tattoo? I know a good artist!)
2. a wee (wonder if they meant wii?)
3. a road bike
4. space! (exclamation part of search result)
5. to step it up
6. to go on a spa weekend (I'm not making this up!)
7. your help Forest Gump (makes me want to go eat at Bubba Gump)
8. to quit caffeine (I'm obviously not making this up!)
9. to play by the rules
10. a break.
Go do a search for yourself and if you put up a post on it, leave a comment so I can read your list! Have fun!